YORUBA LEADERS MEETING ABOUT MARCH 28 ELECTION


OYiNLOLA and the story of ETUU OBEJE...
Yesterday, at the Yoruba Leaders Meeting held at the Political
Capital of Yorubas Ibadan Mesi Ogo, one man did not disappont
me with his oratory prowess. Guess Who? Prince Olagunsoye
Oyinlola.
Four people had spoken before him, and all spoke in English but
when it came to his turn....he said, "Egbo a le ma se ipade
yoruba peru ede geese o, Yoruba ni emi oso, nitori awon oro kan
wa ti nko le so ni oyinbo...mo fe itan Etuu Obeje,ati wa so yun
l'eebo..?" lol.
MEANING: "Hear me,we cannot be in Yoruba meeting and be
speaking English, I want to tell you a story about (an amimal
call) 'Etuu Obeje', how do I say that in English?"
Oyinlola told the story of Obasanjo and PDP in a very unique
way...
Hear him (in the best way I can put it)...
Once upon a time in animal kingdom(PDP), some gullible
animals met in secret to hatch a plan on how to kill Etuu Obeje
(OBJ).
They complained too much about his beauty...they said 'let us kill
him and end our jealousy'.....
Etuu Obeje got this information and pleaded with other animals
not to kill him, he said it will lead to the death of other animals in
the kingdom but they refused.
And so, Etuu was killed....
All the animals celebrated it....they said 'afterall Etuu has only
one vote, we will not miss him.....
They left his body on the floor and departed.
Then some hunters (APC) came across the body of Etuu, and
took it home and removed his skin.
They discovered that Etuu's skin is a very good ingredient for
making arrows. They, therefore, used etuu's skin to make many
arrows. These arrows made their hunting expedition very easy as
they began to kill animals in their hundreds, thousands....
The hunters were increasing in size due to rich animal proteins
whereas, the killers of Etuu were reducing in their number....
One day, the few animals remaining went to consult the oracle to
know why they have all become easy preys in the hand of hunters
that used to run away from them.
The oracle told them, 'that the day you all conspired to kill Etuu
Obeje, you have all become preys in the hand of your arch-rivals,
the hunters...and you have not seen anything yet...wait till march
28th, 2015 when the hunters will use their Etuu Obeje arrows to
kill you all!
PDP is history in Nigeria.....He who has ears, let him hear!
And with this folklore, the Yoruba Council of Elders comprising
of eminent sons and daughters of The Great Oduduwa endorsed
General Muhammadu Buhari for President!

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